Cool Fan Art
Hello Ladies and Gents.
I’m @RyanJJohn, Digitally Blonde’s newest contributor. Essentially, what I do is sift through the cesspool that is 4chan, to see if there’s anything amusing and cool and (mostly) SFW. It sounds easy, sure, but it only sounds like that to someone who’s never been to 4chan.
You know what they say, “What has been seen, cannot be unseen.”
I see, so you don’t have to.
Anywho, here’s some pretty cool alt art I found in my travels. Enjoy!
Tampon USB
As seen on Blogbits, brought to you by @TdotComics
Blogbits informs me of this little flashdrive, coming in three sizes depending on your flow: light 1GB, Regular 8GB, and Heavy16GB :P. This hasn’t been released yet but keep an eye on meninos for the launch & price. My one hope is that it is NOT made of cotton, no one wants a mix up :P
Speedy Gonzales Movie Starring George Lopez
As seen on LatinoReview, brought to you by @ElGuapo1
Get ready for 90 minutes of face palming fail.
This is just… just read it. The whole thing is mind boggling:
Batwomen
As seen on Daily DCU, brought to you by @TdotComics
“Batman’s Women and You”. Ideally, all women can fit into a Batman Allegory:
From Hugs to Boners
Brought to you by @sidecarsally
With the recent occurrence of natural disasters (Haiti, Rosie O’Donnell, etc.), people are in need of hugs. Somebody did a survey about hugs once, and it showed that most people enjoy hugs from beautiful large-breasted women — those who do not enjoy it were assumed to be hugtarded and unable to understand what a proper hug is.
This is a reverse male-to-male hug as seen in Brokeback Mountain. This is not a proper hug.
Betty Boop Snow White & Satanic Titanic
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Hello Internet,
I am Alice Quinn & I am thrilled to be with you today! I am a geeky chick from Toronto who loves comics, cartoons, video games and the internet. I will attempt to enlighten you on some strange comic stuff that you have never seen before or stuff that is just odd and amazing.
With that in mind I have for you a comic & a cartoon you might enjoy. First up we have the Fleischer Brothers’ Betty Boop in Snow White made in 1933 featuring Cab Calloway. Interesting fact when Koko the Klown starts dancing Max Fleischer is actually using a animation technique called rotoscoping (that the Fleischers invented!). They filmed Calloway dancing & projected it onto their drawing tables so they could trace his movements frame by frame to make the motion more realistic. This is still considered one of the greatest cartoons of all time, Enjoy!
DVD Review: Bad Biology (2008)
Brought to you by @sidecarsally
I watched a film called Bad Biology last night, and now I must share the story of its awesomeness with you. Earth would be a better place if everyone bought this movie and learned from it. It’s about a boy with a giant mutant penis and a girl with seven clits.
THE PLOT 
Driven by biological excess, a young man and woman search for sexual fulfillment, unaware of each other’s existence. Unfortunately, they eventually meet, and the bonding of these two very unusual human beings ends in an explosive and ultimately over-the-top sexual experience, resulting in a highly entertaining love story. [2]
THE GOOD STUFF (SPOILERS)
Jennifer is a violent nymphomaniac who makes a living as a photographer. Throughout the day, Jennifer gets so uncontrollably horny that she is forced to masturbate — that’s because she has seven clitorii in her vagina and can enjoy seven times the pleasure.
No Love For The Wolfman
As seen on LatinoReview.com, brought to you by @elguapo1
I can’t believe how much money this bad, bad movie made.
Just more proof that today’s audience are a suckers who complain about Hollywood churning out nothing but crap, then going to see it when that crap is finally released. I don’t know if it was the scores of women dragging their helpless and cowardly boyfriends to the movie, or if Aston Kutcher got all of his followers on Twitter to buy a ticket, but Valentine’s Day made huge numbers, opening at an estimated $52.4 million. If all it takes for a movie to open huge is to name the movie after the holiday and open it during that week, then they better change those future Halloween release dates. We reported last week that a sequel called “New Year’s Eve” might be on its way. With this opening, you can pretty much guarantee it. Good job, dummies. I hope your boyfriend broke up with you for making him see it.
Google + FB Fail = New Meme
As seen on ReadWriteWeb.com
It’s not every day you get to watch the birth of an Internet meme, but yesterday, I was there at the moment of conception. I didn’t give birth to it but I certainly played a completely inadvertent and circumstantial part.
Facebook and AOL had announced their partnership and I decided the news merited more than the two paragraph treatment I saw everywhere else. So I embarked on a diatribe about how Facebook was trying to be our “One True Login”- and unknowingly set in motion what has become the most epic comment thread ReadWriteWeb has ever seen. But how did this happen and why?
