Digitally Blonde » That’s Bizarre http://digitallyblonde.com Technology and pop culture with a touch of blondeness Wed, 28 Jul 2010 19:09:07 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9 en hourly 1 Pubes: Summer’s Hottest Accessory http://digitallyblonde.com/2010/07/pubes-summers-hottest-accessory/ http://digitallyblonde.com/2010/07/pubes-summers-hottest-accessory/#comments Wed, 28 Jul 2010 13:56:17 +0000 admin http://digitallyblonde.com/?p=5415 A must for all your lesbian parties.

Ok now you’re just trying to piss Gillette off…

I bet Bieber wants the Hair Chest T!

]]> http://digitallyblonde.com/2010/07/pubes-summers-hottest-accessory/feed/ 5 Hot Chicks with Butterfly Patches http://digitallyblonde.com/2010/07/hot-chicks-with-butterfly-patches/ http://digitallyblonde.com/2010/07/hot-chicks-with-butterfly-patches/#comments Fri, 23 Jul 2010 13:00:43 +0000 admin http://digitallyblonde.com/?p=5210 The Butterfly Patch is a nice way to decorate an ass crack.

As seen on KillMyDayNow.com

]]> http://digitallyblonde.com/2010/07/hot-chicks-with-butterfly-patches/feed/ 2 Funny Edward Cullen Pillow http://digitallyblonde.com/2010/07/funny-edward-cullen-pillow/ http://digitallyblonde.com/2010/07/funny-edward-cullen-pillow/#comments Wed, 21 Jul 2010 04:02:22 +0000 admin http://digitallyblonde.com/?p=5203 Now Twilight fans can have their own Edward in their bedroom!

Mhm… you can cuddle with Edward, sit on Edward, sleep with Edward and your parents are gonna be totally ok with it.

Edward the Vampire pillow. Or “manllow” as some call.

Nah, I’ll just call it “vampillow.”

Vampire Pillowsome FTW!

As seen on KillMyDayNow.com

]]> http://digitallyblonde.com/2010/07/funny-edward-cullen-pillow/feed/ 2 It’s Half Octopus! http://digitallyblonde.com/2010/07/its-half-octopus/ http://digitallyblonde.com/2010/07/its-half-octopus/#comments Mon, 19 Jul 2010 15:11:30 +0000 admin http://digitallyblonde.com/?p=5281 Sharktopus. It’s half shark. Half OCTOPUS!!!

Perez Hilton blogs about Sharktopus back in Feb,2010: Yes, amazing in theory.

The main hot chick in the movie is Nicole Sands (Sara Malakul Lane, a Thai supermodel).

I hope Sharktopus likes Thai food.

"OMG I can't even tan anymore... These fugly CG sharks just keep bugging me... rolls eyes"

What Mr. Corman and the Syfy channel don’t know is that I DID have sexual relations with this octopus:

Paul was a gentleman.

And by the time they release their “half-shark-half-octopus-blah-blah-meh-meh-meh” Hollywood movie, I’ll be having “half-Zara-half-octopus” babies.

New reality TV show called Zaratopus? Maybe.

TLC, VH1. Call me.

]]> http://digitallyblonde.com/2010/07/its-half-octopus/feed/ 2 Lotion for Your Balls http://digitallyblonde.com/2010/07/lotion-for-your-balls/ http://digitallyblonde.com/2010/07/lotion-for-your-balls/#comments Fri, 16 Jul 2010 00:34:28 +0000 admin http://digitallyblonde.com/?p=5196 Our WTFriday moment of the week…

Fresh Balls TM.

This product promises to prevent wetness and the uncomfortable feelings of being sweaty, sticky, and chafing in the groin area.

Fresh Balls TM is a natural product and is formulated to keep your private area fresh and dry, and solves the perspiration problem which all men suffer from.

It’s an easy to apply lotion that dries quickly, so it won’t clump on your skin or leave a powdery residue in your pants. It can be used as often as needed and is recommended to use as part of your daily grooming routine.

There’s also a version for the ladies, called Fresh BreastsTM.

Many women suffer from perspiration and chafing  under their breasts and in the cleavage area. This is a common problem without a solution – until now.

For those of you feeling proud of your newly fresh balls, you can order the T-shirt:

As seen on SoFreshSoDry.com

]]> http://digitallyblonde.com/2010/07/lotion-for-your-balls/feed/ 0 Asian Chick Likes to Lick Her Pussy! http://digitallyblonde.com/2010/06/asian-chick-likes-to-lick-her-pussy/ http://digitallyblonde.com/2010/06/asian-chick-likes-to-lick-her-pussy/#comments Mon, 21 Jun 2010 17:05:42 +0000 admin http://digitallyblonde.com/?p=4710

]]> http://digitallyblonde.com/2010/06/asian-chick-likes-to-lick-her-pussy/feed/ 6 She’s a Bitch Everyday http://digitallyblonde.com/2010/06/shes-a-bitch-everyday/ http://digitallyblonde.com/2010/06/shes-a-bitch-everyday/#comments Thu, 10 Jun 2010 04:37:45 +0000 admin http://digitallyblonde.com/?p=4427

I know Christina Aguilera sings “some days I’m a super bitch” in Keeps Gettin’ Better, but since the release of her new album, it looks like she’s been a bitch EVERY day!

Watch the vids to find out why…

Christina Aguilera gets angry over a cough

Christina Aguilera throws gum at her fans

]]> http://digitallyblonde.com/2010/06/shes-a-bitch-everyday/feed/ 1 Salma Hayek and Snakes http://digitallyblonde.com/2010/06/salma-hayek-and-snakes/ http://digitallyblonde.com/2010/06/salma-hayek-and-snakes/#comments Wed, 09 Jun 2010 20:38:31 +0000 admin http://digitallyblonde.com/?p=4408 Salma Hayek loves snakes…

Oh, wait, she doesn’t…

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