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Jun
2010
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Movie Review: The Human Centipede (1st Sequence)
The story of a mad surgeon and his quest to create “Siamese triplets”…
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Jun
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Movie Review: Martyrs (2008)
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Get ready for one of the most fucked up movies ever made.
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Apr
2010
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Rucky Money
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You probably already have way too much shit in your house already, but you know what would add the finishing touch to your collection of miscellaneous items? A clear garbage bag filled with the shredded remains of over $10,000 U.S. dollars.
Richard Gere buys this stuff by the ton for his gerbils to build nests with.
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Feb
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From Hugs to Boners
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With the recent occurrence of natural disasters (Haiti, Rosie O’Donnell, etc.), people are in need of hugs. Somebody did a survey about hugs once, and it showed that most people enjoy hugs from beautiful large-breasted women — those who do not enjoy it were assumed to be hugtarded and unable to understand what a proper hug is.
This is a reverse male-to-male hug as seen in Brokeback Mountain. This is not a proper hug.
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Feb
2010
2010
DVD Review: Bad Biology (2008)
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I watched a film called Bad Biology last night, and now I must share the story of its awesomeness with you. Earth would be a better place if everyone bought this movie and learned from it. It’s about a boy with a giant mutant penis and a girl with seven clits.
THE PLOT 
Driven by biological excess, a young man and woman search for sexual fulfillment, unaware of each other’s existence. Unfortunately, they eventually meet, and the bonding of these two very unusual human beings ends in an explosive and ultimately over-the-top sexual experience, resulting in a highly entertaining love story. [2]
THE GOOD STUFF (SPOILERS)
Jennifer is a violent nymphomaniac who makes a living as a photographer. Throughout the day, Jennifer gets so uncontrollably horny that she is forced to masturbate — that’s because she has seven clitorii in her vagina and can enjoy seven times the pleasure.
