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1
Mar
2010
2010
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New Spawn Movie?
As seen on GeeksOfDoom
Todd McFarlane is tired of all the runarounds he’s been getting from Hollywood regarding his Spawn film franchise. It’s been awhile since the first Spawn movie, but McFarlane hasn’t forgotten about his most popular creation.
23
Feb
2010
2010
Speedy Gonzales Movie Starring George Lopez
As seen on LatinoReview, brought to you by @ElGuapo1
Get ready for 90 minutes of face palming fail.
This is just… just read it. The whole thing is mind boggling:
16
Feb
2010
2010
DVD Review: Bad Biology (2008)
Brought to you by @sidecarsally
I watched a film called Bad Biology last night, and now I must share the story of its awesomeness with you. Earth would be a better place if everyone bought this movie and learned from it. It’s about a boy with a giant mutant penis and a girl with seven clits.
THE PLOT 
Driven by biological excess, a young man and woman search for sexual fulfillment, unaware of each other’s existence. Unfortunately, they eventually meet, and the bonding of these two very unusual human beings ends in an explosive and ultimately over-the-top sexual experience, resulting in a highly entertaining love story. [2]
THE GOOD STUFF (SPOILERS)
Jennifer is a violent nymphomaniac who makes a living as a photographer. Throughout the day, Jennifer gets so uncontrollably horny that she is forced to masturbate — that’s because she has seven clitorii in her vagina and can enjoy seven times the pleasure.
15
Feb
2010
2010
No Love For The Wolfman
As seen on LatinoReview.com, brought to you by @elguapo1
I can’t believe how much money this bad, bad movie made.
Just more proof that today’s audience are a suckers who complain about Hollywood churning out nothing but crap, then going to see it when that crap is finally released. I don’t know if it was the scores of women dragging their helpless and cowardly boyfriends to the movie, or if Aston Kutcher got all of his followers on Twitter to buy a ticket, but Valentine’s Day made huge numbers, opening at an estimated $52.4 million. If all it takes for a movie to open huge is to name the movie after the holiday and open it during that week, then they better change those future Halloween release dates. We reported last week that a sequel called “New Year’s Eve” might be on its way. With this opening, you can pretty much guarantee it. Good job, dummies. I hope your boyfriend broke up with you for making him see it.
4
Feb
2010
2010
“Dear John” – movie review
As seen on LatinoReview.com, brought to you by @elguapo1
Dear God, please make it end.
****DISCLAIMER**** This review is for entertainment purposes only. I thought drinking the blood of a Unicorn would give me powers. Boy, that fortune cookie was WAY off!
