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Superman Pr0n?

admin — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 14:44:56 +0000

If you had one of Superman’s superpowers, such as X-Ray vision, this is how you would watch porn:

FTW or WTF?

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Too Hot for Work?

admin — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 04:41:34 +0000

Meet Debrahlee Lorenzana, a curvy-licious New York banker who claims she was fired for distracting her male colleagues.

She is filing a lawsuit against Citibank because they fired her, she says, for the strangest reason: she’s too hot.

Debrahlee’s Profile

Age: 33

Height: 5′6″

Weight: 125 lbs

Salary: $70K/year

Likes: shopping at Zara (and refuses to wear looser clothing)

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Disney Princes Deconstructed

admin — Thu, 13 May 2010 11:15:16 +0000

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Jason Statham Is A Versatile Actor

admin — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 17:05:37 +0000

As seen on Buzzfeed

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OM NOM NOM! (NO NO NO)

admin — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 15:13:37 +0000

As seen on Failbooking, brought to you by @monstersandgods

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New Spawn Movie?

admin — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 15:14:16 +0000

As seen on GeeksOfDoom

Todd McFarlane is tired of all the runarounds he’s been getting from Hollywood regarding his Spawn film franchise. It’s been awhile since the first Spawn movie, but McFarlane hasn’t forgotten about his most popular creation.

McFarlane has never been shy about his Spawn 2 plans. Last year he announced he was working on a ‘darker, grittier, scarier’ script for the next Spawn movie. Apparently three smaller Hollywood studios are interested in the project, but McFarlane wasn’t naming any.

“All the small guys go ‘that thing [First Spawn film] opened up to $20 million last time!’ We could do a talking head [indie movie] for 8-9 million bucks or we can add an extra million to the budget and make a Spawn movie? Rock and Roll!”

McFarlane spoke to Newsarama about his Spawn 2 plan while in New York City recently to promote his McFarlane Toys 2010 product line at Toy Fair.

“I’ve had the idea in my head for over 10 years and I want to write, produce and direct it and just go, ‘here it is.’ I’m 80% through the script, I did my due diligence, went around Hollywood, listened to the pitches from all the big studios, but I just went, ‘nah, I need to make this small and tight and contained. At this point in my life, I’d rather keep it smaller and maybe get fewer people to come see it, but actually just sort of extract out of my brain what I’ve been living with for the past 10 years.”

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My two cents with Carol Zara:

Indie? Small?

WTF, McFarlane!? Spawn 1 was good for 1997 (meaning: that movie is garbage now) . We’re in 2010 and you’re talking about making a small superhero movie???? Films based on comics need to be of EPIC proportions, otherwise it’ll fail.

If that’s the mentality around Spawn 2…. before McFarlane is even done with the script… FACEPALM.

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