2009
You can’t believe everything you see on TV…
OR online!
WTF is wrong with people? #saveballoonboy MY ASS!
What? Were you expecting Superman to fly all the way to freaking Colorado?
And you really thought a 6-year-old boy would get inside a balloon and fly away like that?
Nah, only smiling 41-year-old priests would do such thing…
Falcon should get the “Coolest Kid in the Family” award. Seriously, making your younger brothers smell your dirty socks and/or your farts inside the camping tent are OLD TRICKS compared to this:
And I told you not to believe everything you see on the Internet. It’s evil!
In fact, this is me, Carol Zara, in real life:
No, I’m not a horny young blonde; No, that’s not me in those videos; Yes, I do tweet naked.
I’m actually a 55-year-old MILF that likes Bart Simpson and sells scrapbooking supplies on Ebay.
I also collect garden gnomes, play online poker, and store my urine in large open metal buckets.
My hobbies include 1812 re-enactments and big game taxidermy.
Check me out on the next episode of Hoarders on A&E.
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